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“Look what I got!”

The doorbell rang repeatedly. We opened the door and found our neighbours' two children in a state of great excitement. Nine-year-old Samantha eagerly showed us her brand new saddle, which she could barely carry. Obviously feeling left out, six-year-old Luke whipped open his shirt. “Look what I got!” he said proudly. “Chicken pox!” -- Hans Douwes

“you have 200 missed calls” After a major rugby game, the groundsman spotted a mobile phone lying on the field. “Here,” he said to the referee, “I think this is yours.” “What makes you think it's my phone?” asked the referee. “Easy,” the groundsman said. “It says you have 200 missed calls.” -- Janet Keeney

“you have an awful kid!” I was visiting my daughter and my five-year-old granddaughter, Jenna, was being cheeky to her mother. “That's not very nice,” I said to Jenna. “Why are you talking to mummy like that?” “Well, Granny,” she replied seriously, “you have an awful kid!” -- Brenda Lorenz

who could have designed the human body Three engineering students are sitting in a bar discussing who could have designed the human body. The first one says, “It must have been a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints.” The second says, “No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections.” Then the last one says, “It could only have been a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic-waste pipeline through a recreational area?” -- David Nicholson of Yanchep, WA

No more question...... “Will the father be present at the birth?” the obstetrician asked his pregnant patient. “No,” she replied. “He and my husband don't get along.” -- Derick Kelaart of Endeavour Hills, Vic

"He's our biggest customer."

A new employee at the bank discovered that a colleague was embezzling enormous sums of money and immediately told the manager. "I know," said the manager. "You know?" gasped the newcomer. "So why don't you fire him?" "We can't afford to," sighed the manager. "He's our biggest customer." -- Australian and New Zealand Reader's Digest