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“I just need to see some ID . . .”

A woman came into our photocopy shop to pick up a large order. While there, she asked me to make a copy of her driver's licence, birth certificate and passport. When I gave her the total price, she asked if she could pay by cheque. “Of course,” I said automatically. “I just need to see some ID . . .” -- Jeremy Dolph

Buying Mummy ! ! ! A man takes his son to a horse sale, and runs his hand down the back and bottom of a promising mare. His son asks, “What are you doing that for?” The father explains, “I'm seeing if I should buy this one.” The boy bursts into tears and says, “I think the man next door wants to buy Mummy.” Michael Kairl, Annerley, Qld

Taking advantage! ! ! Late one night, a young woman was lost in a strange town looking for a particular address when a handsome man came by carrying a bucket, an anvil, a goose and two ducks. He offered to show her where to go, and led her down a dark alley. The woman asked, “How do I know you won't take advantage of me?” He protested, “How could I when I'm carrying a bucket, an anvil, a goose and two ducks?” “Well,” she said, “you could put the goose in the bucket with the anvil on top, and I'll hold the two ducks.” Lou Shilton, Glenfield, NZ

Careful while talking with wife! A doctor and his wife were returning to their hotel after a morning's sightseeing when an attractive brunette in a tight-fitting miniskirt smiled and said hello to the doctor. “And who was that?” asked his wife. The doctor blushed and said, “Oh, just a young woman I know professionally.” “I'm sure of that,” said his wife, “but your profession or hers?” David Beard, Newtown Geelong, Vic