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What a shot !

A magazine photographer assigned to get photos of a bushfire found the smoke too dense for good shots, so he called his office to hire a plane. “There'll be one waiting at the airport,” he was told. Sure enough, he found a plane with its engine running on the runway. Jumping in, he yelled, “Let's go.” The man at the controls nodded and took off. “Make three or four low-level passes over the fire,” he was told. “Why?” he asked. “Because I'm going to take pictures. That's what photographers do.” “You mean you're not the instructor?” the pilot replied.

“Kid's Talk......” Visiting his grandmother one Sunday afternoon, my eight-year-old son, Jacob, noticed her reading glasses on the kitchen table. “Wow!” he said as he tried them on. “No wonder Granny thinks I've grown bigger every time she sees me!” -- Maxine Brown

“Keep him out of the sun” What should I do?” yelled a panicked client as she ran into our vet's surgery carrying a plump little Staffordshire terrier. “My dog just ate two bags of unpopped popcorn!” Clearly not as alarmed as the pet owner, the receptionist responded coolly, “Well, the first thing I'd do is keep him out of the sun.” -- ipley

“Get well soon”

A Police(COP) was rushed into the operating theatre for an emergency appendectomy. The surgery went well, but afterwards he felt a weird pulling sensation on his chest. Worried that something else might be wrong, he lifted his hospital gown to take a look. Attached to his chest hairs was a wide strip of gaffer tape. On it was written “Get well soon”, and it was signed “The nurse you gave a speeding ticket to this morning”. -- Jackson Hall